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1.赌城边上的一个生意人在街上碰到一个衣着不齐的流浪汉一样的人。 那人向生意人诉苦道：“先生，您能施舍我50块钱吗？我已经有两天两夜没有吃饭了。” 生意人瞥了一眼四周密密麻麻排列着的DC，怀疑地问道：“我怎么知道你不会拿这钱去赌？” 那人急忙辩道：“不会的！赌的钱我已经要到了！”
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2.有一个赌棍，每次DB都会带自己的女友去，而且每次都会赢!有一天女友终于按捺不住了，问男友：“你怎么每次赌都带我去，是不是想用我的美色勾引他们?”5 v. r$ u4 ` G) N: L
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笑死我了。。。
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x* h4 H8 Z: E( n) {4.我的一个小外甥女，有一次接她放学回家，
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6 X8 l$ ?, {3 |; l( T! {我就想逗逗她:小妞妞，想吃饭要背三字经给舅舅听哦，不然没饭吃哦!2 z7 E6 H, E. I3 H' R% u# E; ^% n
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晚上，孩子趴在桌子上写日记：“夜深了，妈妈仍在打MJ，爸爸仍在上网……”
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j- B: \9 J5 y! r% z( W, E$ v: e就教育孩子说：“日记不能照搬生活，要源于生活，高于生活!”5 Q* s. q, ?" { ?/ Y5 C$ X
: S9 d2 }( B0 X+ H' k孩子听了，马上修改为：“夜深了，妈妈仍在DB，爸爸仍在网恋…
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我不能再沉迷于DB了，该找个姑娘过正常人的生活了！, ~; l* Y5 i8 g
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当晚我俩见面开房，睡后，躺床上女问我：你是做什么生意的？
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我，无业闲人一个。
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女：滚她妈犊子，滚…
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