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【新年第一搞】天朝李毅强于梅西的种种证据
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找了N个大帝李毅强于梅西的理由，大家娱乐娱乐。龙年开始，博时娱乐也重要，开心一刻，大发大发！
, d( A8 y1 M3 y: C身高：
( R4 ^- U% d' w2 {0 U; n大帝身高1.84,而梅西身高只有169：强弱悬殊，高下立判！
9 |# K3 A* z& n% D! l别名：
! E' F! Q5 N1 s7 z, Q李毅的别名是大帝，而梅西的别名却是小跳蚤。一大一小，强弱悬殊，高下立判！ e) {$ z9 S" D6 j$ X
足球技巧：
9 f% G. O8 Z+ x4 n6 A许多知名球员都有自己擅长的控球或过人技巧，比如齐达内的马赛回旋，小罗的牛尾巴过人，德尼尔森的踩单车等等。大帝的技巧是蚌埠回旋（护球的高级技巧之一，指球员在高速护球的过程中，使用361度拉球转身的动作护住足球，摆脱对手的抢断，将球牢牢地护在自己脚下的高级足球技巧。由于这一技巧由李毅大帝首创，故使用大帝的家乡命名为“蚌埠回旋”），然而梅西有什么知名技巧或者动作吗？没有！7 A# _6 q9 a; O- E+ S
俱乐部：
; E* w- ~8 k0 X9 @大帝在不通俱乐部都踢过球，说明大帝在足坛人脉广，在哪都吃得开。4 ]% z- ^% q+ [. h! I
反观梅西，踏入足坛多年却只在一家俱乐部呆过，其中的内涵不言自明。
9 J+ z. r$ F R6 t4 W0 O* D球场作风：: M3 {9 C' [% P& U: H
大帝在球场上就是奋不顾身的代表，敢抢敢拼敢护球，这才是一个足球运动员引诱的素质。
- ?' S* `2 U" i5 G4 d( G; o1 C( K反观梅西，竟然在球场和别的球员公然搞基！
- V$ N3 j! E' m/ \( u5 G, Z$ u @# z. ]性能力：& }7 T3 x1 U A" G
大帝曾经给某男科医院做代言，性能力可见一斑
! _ j5 ]' V! |梅西呢？虽然没见过他的jb，但是想想一定就是个和屌丝差不多的金针菇了。
$ ?% A6 J( m5 R5 m女友/妻子：: Z; Q% Y9 b, ^* a+ b3 G
大帝的夫人，端庄典雅，没有8分也有7分，而且目测粉木耳。9 e' g; r0 u" {( P z% u
反观梅西女友，公众场合却穿着如此暴露，可以想象木耳已经碳化了。" f# T2 P/ N8 m% _
场下训练：, U. Q1 @2 e, r, r
大帝是名合格的运动员，不仅场上奋勇争先，场下也积极训练。看大帝的笑容，说明他充分体会到了足球带来的快乐。
& d( N8 R( I. P5 @反观梅西，苦逼的表情，丝毫看不到对训练的热情，疲态尽显。: I3 `6 o0 c' _+ U
对球迷的态度：3 q* b& [" g; C. m, l
大帝也是人，所以难免失误。当面对愤怒的球迷指责自己时，大帝只会要求他们“要骂你下来骂”，而没有过激的举动。4 ^9 O( a: s2 q' |3 k
反观梅西，为了发泄自身的怒气，却直接将球踢向看台。) e- h, _& k; f9 ^
对裁判的态度：1 X4 p$ L& [2 T& u- q4 N
面对裁判的判罚，大帝总是一笑而过，不带走一丝云彩。
6 y/ g7 Z# x j9 R0 g" H5 \反观梅西，却上前与裁判争执。
, \' M, R* T* u2 m9 e面对教练：( j7 K. K' h4 J* {/ G
大帝敢于指责教练的过错，迟尚斌下课后，一句“天亮了”惊醒世人。2 e r' ]2 C& M7 C Z; R a+ F
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