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1.赌城边上的一个生意人在街上碰到一个衣着不齐的流浪汉一样的人。 那人向生意人诉苦道:“先生,您能施舍我50块钱吗?我已经有两天两夜没有吃饭了。” 生意人瞥了一眼四周密密麻麻排列着的DC,怀疑地问道:“我怎么知道你不会拿这钱去赌?” 那人急忙辩道:“不会的!赌的钱我已经要到了!”1 A$ i1 ~& r, v2 X: r* n1 v. n
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2.有一个赌棍,每次DB都会带自己的女友去,而且每次都会赢!有一天女友终于按捺不住了,问男友:“你怎么每次赌都带我去,是不是想用我的美色勾引他们?”
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( d: r- c. S' Z* {9 b  J4 R% n3 m7 l男友不屑地回答道:“你想哪儿去了,我带你去是吓他们的!”
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3.老公爱打MJ,有天上小学的女儿对他说:老湿说打麻将是Dubo,会被JC抓走的。! {- o- M9 o1 n

3 ^5 I8 |$ J  \) e: q老公:怕啥呀,万一我被判刑了,你可以给老爸送饭啊。
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1 W, G) {% N* X) p7 j* `$ E  h女儿同情地说:万一判死刑呢。。。
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笑死我了。。。& R3 O/ S# s, O" j! m
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4.我的一个小外甥女,有一次接她放学回家,
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( @$ x! A2 Q/ ^; `7 d% f2 v可能是饿了,一回家就要吃饭,3 f6 `0 i- R, D3 b9 m7 e

* F% R4 c" _) I7 z8 d& e我就想逗逗她:小妞妞,想吃饭要背三字经给舅舅听哦,不然没饭吃哦!
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1 ]8 ^8 G/ m0 u1 b; a; K; r* {她一听急了张口就来:人之初,性本善,要读书,先吃饭!! {/ i, x% I  @# F/ V1 O
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晚上,孩子趴在桌子上写日记:“夜深了,妈妈仍在打MJ,爸爸仍在上网……”$ G! ^! h" j: i1 V+ j/ O7 E2 |3 q+ B
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恰巧爸爸走了过来,看到孩子写的这句话,有点不高兴,
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就教育孩子说:“日记不能照搬生活,要源于生活,高于生活!”
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4 _% S# U& x) H% o5 b孩子听了,马上修改为:“夜深了,妈妈仍在DB,爸爸仍在网恋…
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5.两天输掉十多万了,我一天的固定收入才四千,
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0 A4 O6 L% [0 I4 b$ p* n( u一女看我留言后:你若能改,我愿意做你女朋友。8 _, u* D/ t) D# [% N/ {

/ T% ?6 T7 ]1 x当晚我俩见面开房,睡后,躺床上女问我:你是做什么生意的?5 r% g9 N" A/ }) T- C; O
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% r+ {+ w$ I7 Q( e: V0 }# m. V女:扯淡,那怎么每天收入四千?) b% W; h: e3 {: e- I4 Y

% }8 G( s& b- j我说的是欢乐豆,一天就能领四千豆。
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女:滚她妈犊子,滚…
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