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❤每周话题❤小伙伴怎么样度过这个双十一的呢?

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11月11日,原本是光棍们自哀自怜的一个节日,不料它玩了个大变身,成了网购族败家的一个年度盛典。一项调查数据显示,在数以亿计准备投身网购热潮的网友中,女性占71%。于是,老公急了,为了保卫钱包,他们使出了各种怪招,请假、没收银行卡、“报废”支付宝网银……网络上类似的爆笑又悲凉的段子铺天盖地。


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& G, i  i! G- G" Y' U4 O双十一之决战购物车——. T; D) W) A" b4 W

五折、秒杀,“双十一”特价热潮迎面扑来,很多老婆都按捺不住了,白天黑夜地浏览商品,购物车被塞得满满当当。一旁,老公吓傻了眼。于是,各种段子就来了。“各位男同胞注意啦,别怪我没提醒你们!记得10日晚10时以后,打开老婆的网银和支付宝,输入三次错误密码,才上床睡觉。11日清早起床,第一件事是再打开老婆网银和支付宝,输入三次错误密码,再去上班。切记,切记!不要问我是谁,请叫我雷锋。


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”早在去年,这条“雷锋段子”就风靡微博,绝望的老公们似乎看到了希望。很快,另一条“雷锋段子”出招反击。“各位女士注意,双十一当天,如果你起床打开购物网站,采购完毕准备支付时,发现支付宝和网银已被你家贼汉子锁死,请不要惊慌。货到付款,切记!”


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这一回合,老婆胜出!

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双十一之单身也疯狂——
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幺幺有个朋友,双十一前就开始往购物车里狂赛,等着各种活动一开始就抢,那架势,只恨爹妈给少生了一双手!各种吃的,喝的,用的,穿的一气狂买。用她的话说“自己一个人过光棍节就够可悲的了。女人的心情,三分看天意,七分靠shopping,有机会不shopping,那心情可是会相当的糟糕!”


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呃~~购物倒是爽了,可是人也变成"近视眼",打开钱包都看不见钱了。


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幺幺在这里要提醒一下各位光荣的单身朋友们:不要忽略了光棍节的本质,却仅仅只记得双十一是网购狂欢。抓紧脱光吧~~

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% J" D+ s* Y; r) Z不知道小伙伴怎么样度过这个双十一的呢?来这里晒晒你们的经验或者成果吧~吐吐槽也行啊~% q4 p, r3 g2 A# Q5 ^3 F' q
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~*~*~*~参与每周话题讨论,精彩评论有机会获得高额活跃币、策小分奖励哦!~*~*~*~
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注:每周话题仅作为论坛坛友间闲聊交流,请勿回复涉及ZZ、暴力、色情等违规内容哦!
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公孙策 发表于 2014-11-13 13:13! X9 E# d' d0 U7 Q; L5 y" g" ?
已婚的朋友不要忘记给老婆(老公)发一个短信、打一个电话,告诉对方你珍惜现在的一切,深深地爱着他,你 ...
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我好喜欢你的这个提议,很温暖啊~
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天外天星 发表于 2014-11-13 13:07
& k2 E; Q& l. V: D7 Y今年的光棍我已经可以大声的对自己说我再也不会过这个节日的了,因为有你,我从此以后人生中有 ...

# P) W, u( G" U3 B0 G; X恭喜你哦~看样子是找到了心仪的另一半,成功脱单啦~{:4_104:}
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yubuluowang 发表于 2014-11-13 07:42# b. ?4 ~4 b4 h' }! N
双十一,这个是因为天猫开始的吧,电商界的狂欢节
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今年 ...
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幺幺祝大家天天盈利,天天狂欢~
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小骄傲 发表于 2014-11-13 13:469 w$ i  v0 s+ G7 X
好可惜,来论坛没有多久 第一次大的活动就被我这样给错过了,虽然少了升级的机会,但我还是会努力不懈的坚 ...

  }& B7 x  q  f2 M( L% L4 n- K/ i很充实很丰富的一天哦~多多关注天策,你不会失望滴
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a119544 发表于 2014-11-13 20:54- K. N0 H& k' d# Y! \* t( O2 Y
双十一 一大早朋友就打电话 约出去玩 一直到晚上7点多喝点小酒 然后一起到网吧打游戏 好久没有见玩的很开心 ...
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哎呦,可惜的很,你要是跑快点,在我这帖子首页回复,我还能给你加点分哩:P
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dujuan2001 发表于 2014-11-14 13:11
6 r; e4 u* O0 W9 F败了几千元的东西,今儿已经收到三件东西,是有购物病的人,就在双11那天极度的紧张,玩秒杀什么的,还期待 ...

* G$ k0 \% f9 D+ G, O9 O/ ?我真是很佩服你,我是一样没有买{:4_94:}
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币从天降 发表于 2014-11-14 15:23% n2 X  M5 ?9 a; l: n
双十一的时候约了喜欢的女孩子  一起出去逛逛街  吃吃西餐   酒吧听听歌  然后各回各家了
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哥哥看来是逛街的时候大出血了,看看都哭成什么样啦~{:4_100:}
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千王归来 发表于 2014-11-15 07:35
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第二件事:给女朋友买了想要的华为M7
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给女朋友买手机,你老婆肯定不知道吧?{:4_100:}
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千王归来 发表于 2014-11-15 12:31$ o( K; W5 Z! z" e6 j7 Z
幺幺果然洞察力惊人,这是个小秘密

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johnboy 发表于 2014-11-16 23:23
/ m5 c) R6 e2 }哈哈,应该是我最悲催的,在家带小娃娃,别人的老婆啊

# ]# d4 w& n7 r, F$ g* p/ L你就偷乐吧。是你前世的小情人儿
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